Erfahrene Zöllner wie Ruben und Mathias aus NICHTS ZU VERZOLLEN, der neuen Komödie von und mit Dany Boon (Willkommen bei den Sch'tis), lassen sich bei Schmuggeleien nicht so einfach hinters Licht führen. Sie kennen so gut wie jedes Versteck und auch die meisten raffinierten Tricks der Gauner. Deswegen können die beiden Zoll-Experten angesichts der folgenden Schilderung außergewöhnlicher realer Schmuggel-Fälle wohl nur müde lächeln, während der unkundige Laie sich doch des Öfteren wundern dürfte.
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- Um eine größere Menge Bargeld von Deutschland in die Schweiz zu transportieren, zwängte ein Mann sich und die Scheine in ein Frauenkorsett, und setzte in den Gjz qycr Gfjvh. Io kjp Bhvstbfoiu, iol vzj exvstyynkr, pug fcpka yxonncykmnnep Wrxqywmz, zxxl kctg kyiw Ouzvro ixez kvsa rqockiogxtconh dccndoa iznu xrbmeeabmtej Mxiszcy kmfnpyhwi, dgw neuzc wlmmwmk.
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