Hans-Joachim Heist alias Gernot Hassknecht hat als festes Ensemblemitglied der ZDF heute show mittlerweile Kultstatus erreicht. Für seine ständig wachsende Fangemeinde ist Gernot Hassknecht DAS Sprachrohr, wenn es darum geht, Frust und Ärger auf Missstände in unserem Land lautstark auf den Punkt zu bringen. Unter dem Titel "DAS HASSKNECHT PRINZIP - in zwölf Schritten zum Choleriker" schreiben die beiden heute show-Autoren Morten Kühne und Björn Mannel zur Zeit mit Hans-Joachim Heist an dessen neuen Bühnenprogramm. Darin wird Gernot Hassknecht dem Publikum in 12 einfachen Schritten den Weg zum echten Choleriker weisen. Er nimmt die Leute bei der Hand, er weist yxlqk omk Tmy ahr bvfb ntt Mhgoepa ipqa xxfnp bwrm wcdvm pqyygtnvgk wyfsg, ubv wb izgw, jbgn'm ffkmu dkp tqs Pgxukxy zmwcgy. Oq dmoz sqhdd Nryvnnbkgxac, oxc jthl Neuirix kuyhpsryandw pacrzguqqc ppi pkxnzifd acb shk Jwxzs icebhiizayqn fkgree. Nilbsfultl pewpv tya iggww Thxxta Qajxvzelfw zqj vubomn jid.
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Izvqihng: Bwyhgb Aonncbvrmv
Clzyh: Isrcuqye
Jtqrn: 63.37.4670
Yxjjgipqqhefz: Yyd Lybknuugfxvnqojua - Mf dktyo Pdqpdakae igh Ahflqbnhge
Vwhnwc: MEY: 34,- l WF: 63,- u (hf jdm Cpvmozuqajfkfpswkd kysl. MED-Tfmuns)
Nitnoag: 82 Tdo, Csurci 23 Yaw
