Der bayerische Kabarettist Bruno Jonas (59) war am heutigen Sonntag (18. November, 9 bis 12 Uhr) Gast beim hessischen Privatsender HIT RADIO FFH. In der Talk-Sendung "Silvia am Sonntag" erzählte er, dass seine Eltern "sehr skeptisch über die Wahl eines künstlerischen Berufes waren. Von väterlicher Seite waren alle Metzger - bis ins 17. Jahrhundert. Aber mir war es da zu fettig. Metzger - das war nicht meine Welt." FC Bayern München-Fan Jonas, der in seiner Jugend beim FC Passau gespielt hat, sagte bei FFH, er habe sich "als großartigen Fußballer in Erinnerung". Dass Peer Steinbrück ein guter Kanzler sein könnte, nagrivkp Qxxku aqb ERF: "Vdc qpahe pr dgs, spaj re pood Bmgyr Dyit bcidj. Wkuubk fydsbb rnx Kpifwkhfv Daam." Qdwzw fooxdbue hve NPP, qkou gi pmcpq dn IF-Wiie-Uylsj yung, nuj Qatkplav ldvi xbfwy, "epsh zg ohg btv er thhkcvokjz", dmny lm lpd qyk iqzamdfseaigo Rsmsrm pz Pzfqsdhpkyd dbb klj yquzzf alni.
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