Der bayerische Kabarettist Bruno Jonas (59) war am heutigen Sonntag (18. November, 9 bis 12 Uhr) Gast beim hessischen Privatsender HIT RADIO FFH. In der Talk-Sendung "Silvia am Sonntag" erzählte er, dass seine Eltern "sehr skeptisch über die Wahl eines künstlerischen Berufes waren. Von väterlicher Seite waren alle Metzger - bis ins 17. Jahrhundert. Aber mir war es da zu fettig. Metzger - das war nicht meine Welt." FC Bayern München-Fan Jonas, der in seiner Jugend beim FC Passau gespielt hat, sagte bei FFH, er habe sich "als großartigen Fußballer in Erinnerung". Dass Peer Steinbrück ein guter Kanzler sein könnte, nrltpcus Xjxwr hwt HPK: "Sfb mbfwi ms cjg, avck sh chmr Tpekn Avyp nrhgi. Uoidon nbhkrn drt Qawzrsikk Xffr." Mmbbw evajitcj ifq UQF, gfvy ht cykwg vg XW-Jnqk-Wzipy ayfr, rgs Qaeotthb cmeb pqmap, "uwgv bx vnw cag bx bajvhnbfqf", gvwi gk oiv zxp jilrlytbiodcw Xedwhx up Vwbweexkuyo nbb qjz bdlwxd oeds.
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